coconut surprise

n. - the act of having unprotected sex, pulling out before ejaculation, ejaculating on one's hand, and slapping the girl in the face.

Hmmm, I don't have a condom. What should I do? I know!... ha, coconut surprise, bitch!

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Coconut Speedo

Just two coconuts...

-Be sure to bring your coconut bras to the party!

-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.

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Mother Coconuts

A term for words that can drop you dead in laughter. Originally played on Sal Vulcano by the Impractical Jokers in their "Name Game" Series.

"When they told me my gynecologist's name was Dr. Hymen, I almost fell off my chair. It was such a Mother Coconuts of a name."

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reverse coconut

a person who hangs out with brown people, knows about brown people, and is just brown on the inside... but white on the outside.

Kristen is such a reverse coconut.

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coconut grove

A jungle-like division of miami. Mostly full of liberals. And people who hate Home Depot.

I love living in Coconut Grove!

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coconut ghost

The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas.

Adam Lambert: It's poetry guys. It's abstract. It's purpose is for the reader to find their own message in it. :)

UlrikaE: Coconut Ghost = The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas?

Adam Lambert: Hahaha clever girl

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Purple Coconut

penetration with a pair of tongs.

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.

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