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act of sipping an invisible coconut on the company's payroll while doing a meaningless task on your own or with a team, in order to maximize value for yourself at the expense of the company. It only applies to payed employees who enjoy a certain level of comfort from being let go. Comes from the act of enjoying a coconut cocktail while on vacation.
"John is coconuting right now": John is updating an Excel file that nobody in the company needs, just to make it until it's time for him to leave, because he doesn't want to engage in any activity that may keep him working late.
"Mike just coconuted me for an hour": Mike works at a different office with a different time zone, and he talks slowly and is very hesitant during the call, until is his time to leave. I am exposed to his indifference to work, and just have to suck it up, before I can go back to my agenda and keep working for the company. In my imagination Mike is sipping a coconut with his shoes off caring less about colleagues on the rest of the world.
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Racial term used in Australia and New Zealand to describe someone from the Pacific Islands (mainly Tonga and Samoa). Can sometimes be synonymous with Fob.
Sione is a coconut
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n. a person who is tan on the outside (mexican, indian, philipino) and white on the inside
Jenny is a coconut
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a sex movement when the girl is riding the dick and she spells out coconut with her hips.
“Babe do the coconut uno that makes me buss fass” 🤩
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Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.
"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"
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When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.
I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.
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A less harsh of a way to call someone an idiot.
Teacher: People are starving in countries out in Africa and Southeast Asia. *Points to student. So, Kevin, what can we do to help these starving people?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe we can teach them how to cook?
Teacher: No, coconut! How can we teach these people how to cook if they don't have food in the first place?!
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