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(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.
Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".
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When you step on a lego you killed yourself
My brother trapped me in my room for 2 days with legos in the hallway and I had to leave but I mega died I got big killed myself
So I commit lego in foot
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being gay and committing arson. aka my lifestyle
be gay commit arson (BGCA) is me
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When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone
Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John
PLEASE DONT MANY PEOPLE WILL MISS YOU I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌺✨♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💗💖💖 ☹️ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL EVEN THO IT MAY BE HARD, KEEP FIGHTING YOU CAN DO THIS!
You- I will commit suicide
Me-No Please dont the world would miss you💗
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The more kid friendly version of Kill Yourself. It's more powerful than Go Commit Die, Go Commit Neck Rope, and Go Commit Reverse Alive Combined.
Kid 1: Kill yourself.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.
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This is the act of wrapping a man's penis hole around a leaf blower, and subsequently turning on the leaf blower.
Fuck you, Kyle!
No, fuck you, why don't you go commit leaf-blower!