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Concrete Toe

Concrete Toe is a rare form of martial art where the user violently shoves their toes against hard surfaces, almost breaking them until they turn gray and become as strong as concrete.

Change trained for years on how to master concrete toe and he's finally done it.
Bob smacked me with his concrete toe and busted eight of my ribs.

by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019


concrete smile

forcing someone to get down and bite a curb as you stomp on the back of their neck, breaking the jaw and many teeth.

In American History X Derek Vineyard gives a black man a concrete smile for trying to steal his car.

by the_reginator January 5, 2008


concrete hands

A term used to describe a person's situation when they have invested in a cryptocurrency and hold a token for extended periods of time, through ups and downs, not because of conviction, hope or mental fortitude (as in the case of diamond hands), but rather, because they have lost their private keys and have no choice but to hold forever without ever being able to realise the gains.

Diamond hands is about holding a cryptocurrency even when it capitulates on the conviction or hope that it will some day rise again. With diamond hands, the investor has the optionality to sell some time in the future.

By contrast, with concrete hands, you're stuck, forced to ride market cycles and deal with the psychological torture of never being able to cash out your investment if it turns out well, all because you lost your private keys.

Bertie: Poor JT, the guy bought 100 BTC in 2013 but lost his keys and can't access them.

Benny: Ah, that's terrible, that's the worst case of concrete hands I've come across.

by Bitcoin Shepherd July 28, 2022


Concrete Dildo

Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it

"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"

by blackwolfhell March 4, 2022


Swim through concrete

Someone who is inbred and therefore has webbed toes/fingers.

Person 1 : “Have you seen Sophie and Joe today?”

Person 2 : “ Rahh yeah, they look like they can swim through concrete 🤮“

by Suckyourmum56 January 31, 2021


Concrete fuzzies

A description of the balance between concrete evidence and warm and fuzzy comments when writing a recommendation for someone (esp on LinkedIn).

Person 1: "I'm going to write a recommendation on LinkedIn for my coworker"
Person 2: "Make sue you include the concrete fuzzies"

by NibyNool October 7, 2020


Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

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