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What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

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Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

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Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.

I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!

by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021


bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.

Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."

by theurbanurban dasakdjakjdasjhd May 29, 2019


pool crawl

A Pool Crawl works like a pub crawl. The events are put together by hosts and tickets grant you access to different pools and bars with no covers, great drink specials, possibly a free drink at each venue, drinking games, private party hosts and guided walking tour between venues, or sometime shuttle service. This is usually a ticket or wristband purchase event.

Hey lets check out this hip new pool crawl in Marbella! I hear the party at the last venue is epic!

by poolcrawldefiner November 1, 2019


Cafe Crawl

Like a pub crawl but with extraordinarily large cups of coffee!

We went on a cafe crawl in Brisbane

by CoffeeRaePNYSFD April 15, 2017


Crawl out of it

Enter reality or leave it, get with it, be real, get over it.

“Vanessa heard me talking about Carly and slapped me, like she’s gotta crawl out of it, it’s not that big of a deal

by Steve The OG November 26, 2021