Cleveland Curl Up

When one is laying flat on their back with knees bend upwards while moving their head up to reach the asshole of the person standing right in front of them with ass towards them, thrusting his/her tongue DEEP INSIDE the anus each time he/she moves his/her head to the top. Under Cleveland municipal law, any sex act that is performed within Cleveland city limits must involve shitting, so the person who is receiving a rimjob via a Cleveland Curl Up is legally obligated to shit onto the tongue of the giver of the Cleveland Curl Up; essentially the “cherry on top.”

I decided to try something new with my Girlfriend so I asked if we could take turns doing Cleveland Curl Up…

…and she left me :(

cheese curl pubes

1. A red heads batch of curly red/orange pubic hair

2. Cheese Curls (yes the snackfood) for pubic hair

1. That ginger over there probably has a big tumbleweed of cheese curl pubes in his pants. He doesn't look like he grooms himself.

2. Wow Bruce, a fat gay guy would love to blow you. You have cheese curl pubes.

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hot crunchy curls

Created by Vinters, the “Chicago style snacks”, these chips are deep red, and similar to a hot cheeto puff flavor, but has a regular crunchy Cheeto texture. Mostly bought by African Americans.

Thotttiana: Watchu want from the sto?
Shanaquia:girl, you know I want some damn hot crunchy curls! 💦

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shootin' e-curls

Derived from the slang term: "Shoot the Curl" heard by surfer's when they mean to ride the inside of a wave.
(ie: to surf the web)

"Hey, what's goin' on tonight?"

"Not much, shootin' e-curls"

"...........eh??........."

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wash 'n curl

A shampoo that SUPPOSEDLY turns your hair curly after you use it. Note how they put "curling agents" in quotation marks....

gullible person: Hey, I just bought wash 'n curl!
cynical person: Hope you don't wake up bald tomorrow...

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Curling one out

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy

Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.

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texas cheese curl

When fucking a girl in the asshole (yum) she takes a shit on your cock and when you pull it out your dick will curl!

I just fucked your woman and she did a texas cheese curl on me baby

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