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When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
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A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.
“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
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The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
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A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.
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Since we get have to do no nut November the girls have to do no dildo December which means nothimg of any kinds up the ass or vagina
Girl: haha you have no nut November
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.
Coined by popular Twitch streamer Hasanabi (real name Hasan Piker) to define guns, specifically assault rifles. Typically used when trying to downplay the importance of them or to make fun of people who are obsessed with them.
Person 1: You why's that guy open carrying his AR-15 in a Target?
Hasanabi: He must be using that murder dildo to overcompensate for something.
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