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The back pain someone recieves from washing dishes at an approximate 23 degree angle for periods longer than 3 minutes.
I have severe dish back. I’ve been at these dishes for at least 10 minutes!
Hey, do you wanna tap out and let me do some dishes? You don’t want to get dish back!
Slang term for dish detergent pods.
If you go to the store pick up more dish fuckers, I just used the last one
self explanatory.
folding clothes + washing the dishes
when are you going to join the damn meeting you're taking so long
im folding the dishes bro give me a couple minutes
.... WTF DOES THAT MEAN???
If you are a harry styles stan looking up what butter dish means please stop looking up every simple thing on urban dictionary, the real world doesn’t revolve about these definitions
A mysterious butter dish appeared on a table
Harry Styles' way of teasing his fans for a music video.
My friend: hey did you see they updated the (ijustwannatasteit) website. Now there's a butter dish added.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.
When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
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Dish Dick is the state of an individuals penis after washing dishes in a restaurant using the large pull-down dish washing machine. The penis will be teeny tiny due to being in a constant state of wetness, coupled with a very bad odor from the hours of sweat accumulating on the scrotum and or shaft of said penis.
After a hard nights work washing dishes at the restaurant I work at I was getting changed when one of the cute servers walked into the change room and saw my stinky dish dick which was embarassing due to the odor coupled with the shrinkage.