Drug Warlock

A guy whose drug use, primarily psychedelics, compels him to wear top hats, ornate coats, tie-dye and silver jewelry.

My drug warlock buddy left for Seattle yesterday. Said he had a vision of the Copper River salmon in his depravation tank the other day.

Drug dump

After taking some class A drugs. Usually during the come up..then needing a shit.

(Andrew)Babs I'm coming up hard on those e's!

Think I need a drug dump?

(Claire) Sweet see you in abit lol

drug mule

A child of a non-liberal.

All children of non-liberal parents are drug mules.

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Drug day

When you and a friend or not friend been going for almost half a month lack of sleep, food and vitamins you just need the day off to try get you brain realigned.

I'm such a cry baby I need the drug day I'm to soft

Drug Dealers

People who help a lot.

Hey what’s up my Drug Dealer?
Nothin much James! Got the money?
Yeah. Got the stuff?

Drug Dealers are epic

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Drug-thirty

1. N. A term coined in Central Texas to refer to the earliest acceptable time to call your dealer without irritating him, thereby causing him to NOT want to sell to you.

See: Jake-thirty, Jake-O'clock, Drug-O'clock.

Jessica: Is it after noon yet? You know you can't call 'til after noon.
Kevin: It's 12:15.
Jessica: Sounds like drug-thirty to me!

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boner drug

Pharmaceuticals, i.e.: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, that enable limp dicks to get a boner.

Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.

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