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Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.
Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"
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Emergency Dance Party is used in situations which are awkward or unusual. Used to break the strange taboo, or to relieve stress.
Advise: Do not use as an ice breaker.
Matthew: Hey, Im Matty. (Yells 'EDP!', starts breakdancing).
Derek: (Tears of Joy).
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A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.
Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.
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When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.
This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.
She's a dirty girl
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"
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A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.
Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.
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When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.
Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!