The belief that women, who are already treated almost exactly equally in society as men, should have more power, privilege, money, etc than men because fuck guys. Despite the fact that men have done almost everything in history, including protect and do almost everything for women, they are all racist bigoted oppressors.
Guy 1: This girl I went out with got angry when I paid the check without asking, but got even angrier when I asked to split it!
Guy 2: fucking feminism
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1. The act of equal rights between men and women.
2. The act of saying we need equal rights, yet some people who say this believe women should have more rights.
girl: *hits man* Be equal to us!
man: Fucking disrespectful. *slaps back*
girl: YOU'RE RUDE! YOU HIT A GIRL!
man: Please, if you're doing feminism, at least do it right.
*this isnt my idea*
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A sadly common disease that causes the victim to lose 90 percent of their brain cells and have the other 10 percent to be converted into corrupted and unbreakable idiocy generators. If you are a feminist, then let me put it this way, you are stupid, go do something with your life, and try to get a therapist without calling him (oops so sorry I said him) sexist pig.
I'm sorry, but you've been diagnosed with feminism, the only thing that is worse than cancer.
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The act of molding, altering, or otherwise shapeshifting, often via ghastly cosmetic surgery, the appearance or certain aspects of a person's appearance to appear more feminine, often with a strong emphasis on slutty, whorish characteristics.
Mom, your flat titties totally need to be feminized.
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To whine or complain. Can apply to males and females.
Hey bitch, don't feminate about the dishes and bring me a beer.
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Fighting for the equal rights of all genders. Often blown out of proportion and mistaken as misandry, (the hating of men.)
Wow, I really wish people knew the real meaning of feminism!
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