scukoo my flang- to stick something big and pointy in ur penis hole
Mark- Last night i was kidnapped and raped and the man was about to scukoo my flang
Matt- Did he do it?
Mark- Yeah! NOw my penis hole is the size of my my eye=
Matt- Sucks for you !
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A smelly, juicy, rotten, plumptious, soggy, veiny, haemorrhoid filled, spoilt, mouldy, blue, spotty vaj.
Ur nan has got a beef flange.
The female version of “man-spreading”
“Fuckin look at that entitled Karen over there taking up all that room, flange flaring. Put ya legs together, no one needs a minge being aired out on public transport”
A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.
I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.
Expressing interest a Pokemon Go event well after the event is over.
Chaz: Who wants to do a raid in 20 minutes?
Paolo: I'm in!
Joe: Me too!
*6 hours later...*
Flangeline: I'll do it!
Chaz: Typical. Pulled a Flange again.
The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)
An Asian person because they often have faces that appear flat, like a flange.
That flange face looks like he walked face first, straight into a brick wall.