assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

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assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

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ASS

anti-shit simulator

a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer.
your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats.
you have a fine peice of ass.

i dont need Girlfriend drama, i have a fine peice of ass

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Ass

A place where courageous people do the nasty

Fuck dude, I shit my ass when my bro was eating me out but we said no homo so it's okay

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Ass

A) (NOU.) American slang for one's bottom.

B) (NOU.) A mule or donkey.

C) (ACR.) Acronym meaning "After School Shit". This referrs to the dump you take when you get home from school. Usually after eating something but before homework. For many people, this is the only crap they take during the cycle of weekdays.

A) JOHN: Hey let's go to the party and look at some ass!

JAMES: Oh yeah! Dibs on Tiffany!

B) JOHN: *smirks* Look at that ass.

JAMES: Eww, it's hairy!

C) JOHN: *tweeting* just got home from skool, gonna take an

ass.

JAMES: *tweeting* yeah me 2. just did a rly big 1, want a

photo?

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Ass

A word for donkey often misstook for arse which is a butt

Nice ass

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ass

loved by gay men everywhere.

everyone who likes to give it up the ass is destined to be gay.

"i want to give it to my girlfriend up the ass"

"dude. your destined to be gay"

"dude. i said GIRLfriend"

"yeah. ok"

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