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To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.
I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.
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Really, really hot and sweaty.
Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.
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an animated GIF of a gerbil turning his head and saying O RLY?
funny as hell
Random Dude:You seen the pic of the O RLY gerbil?
Fat Guy:Oh yeah i did that shit was funny.
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The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.
Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.
The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.
I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.
A competitive sport in the gay community where men will raise their own gerbil at home and bring it to parties to compete against other mens pet gerbils. To be a gerbil racer, one must show their gerbil is far superior with its penetration into the owners anus, thus winning the race.
Hey Kye, I know your the Gerbil Racer Champion, but can you show me how you get the maximum penetration to take the gold metal?
A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.
This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.