Get off my dick

Phrase used to silence faggols when trying to belittle you in front of your friends or bitches.

Faggol: Hey Matt. Hey Amanda. Matt, you're back in town? Did you fail out of school again?

Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart

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Get Off My Internet

Used when someone is so very retarded that they dont deserve to be on the internet, these people can usually be identified easily:

14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.

Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.

14 year old girl: lol u lyk 24 lol dats so sht lol
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face

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get off the gas bro

quit kissing that ass. or quit sucking up to her/him. brown noser

david says, "hey boss that is a nice shirt, i really like it". then john says, " dude, get off the gas bro."

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poop or get off the fence

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.

You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?

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get off my pussy

used to tell someone to leave you alone or to shut the fuck up

“dave wont get off my pussy”

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Get off my meat

This phrase is used when some one is really bothered by another person and wants him/her to leave him alone.

Greg-Yo wanna go play again today.

Steve-Yo y u always around me get off my meat.

Greg-Yo ma bad

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get off my clit

a term used by females to inform someone to not be so bothersome/ to say "get off my back" or a male version "get off my joc"

greg: WHY U AIN'T CALL? WHERE U BEEN? HOW COME U AIN'T TEXT ME BAC? HUH!!!

rika: wat tha fuk dude! GET OFF MY CLIT!!

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