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"Irie Goggles" are any type of shades/sunglasses that will cover you're "irie" eyes when super baked or high.
Irie Goggles are generally used when in public places like the mall, grocery stores, and shops so its not obvious that you're Blasted!
Daaaam Brah, you got them irie eyes boyy..
For real? Heh, time for them irie goggles...
When the mood, and excitement of a certain event in addition to your crazy hormones trick you into seeing someone else in a whole new, romantic light for a brief period of time. Mostly occurs at high school proms when you witness your date looking more attractive than usual and having a good time with you; you suddenly feel like you want to spend the rest of your life with them so the fun will never end and that you two are soul mates. Usually wears off within a week if you aren't in a committed relationship with them.
Bob: Dude, I think I'm in love with Sadie...
John: What?! Really? I thought you two were just friends? Oh wait, don't tell me you got prom goggles last night!
Bob: No dude, I'm serious! Last night it just clicked in my head that we were meant to be together!
John: Uh uh. Whatever you say...
prom goggles lust fun date love high school hormones excitement serious friend crazy delusional
It’s when you have been awake for 3-4 days and your feeling toey as and absolute Minger’s start looking good after day 4-5, ones you usually wouldn’t go for start becoming attractive
Johns been awake for 4 days now and thinks that chicks hot, mate she is a Minger he must have his boggle goggles on
The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
When you have lived with a person for years and never noticed them sexually. Then you get quarantined and they look all types of good. However, once the quarantine ends, it becomes all types of uncomfortable and you want out. See "Coyote ugly" for how to get out of it.
Erik has lived with Michelle for years and never knew she was a woman. After he got quarantined, he banged a number of holes. Quarantine was lifted and the corona goggles came off and now he is looking for a new place to live.
When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.
I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.
Fogle Goggles is when you are attracted to someone younger than you and you stare at them for long periods of time.
Guy 1: Did you see that 8th Grader?! So hot...
Guy 2: Dude... Stop giving her the Fogle Goggles.