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Hooking-up with the "not-so-good-looking" or fat friend of a hot girl that your bro is trying to score with
I had to Jump on The Grenade just so Joey could get some hot tail last night .
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One sexual partner is positioned above another (On top of a ladder or balcony) and has a bowel movement. For the French Grenade to be completely successful, a good portion of the stool must land in the other sexual partner's (reciever) mouth. The reciever must be lying on his/her back on the floor.
When your father got home from the war, he gave me a French Grenade, then he gave me a kiss.
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when a KFC bucket is thrown like a grenade to lure black people
guy-1: "that black guy is gonna try and steal my wallet."
smart guy: "Well throw a KFC grenade and run!"
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The plural of the term Grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. Usually found in clubs, the Grenade Parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 Billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. Usually one Grenade escapes the pack and makes it's way to the bar, it then waits for it's prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their Den to feed.
Chuck: Hey dude, do ya think I'll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade
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A pussy that is so loose it looks like someone blew it up with a grenade.
My grandmother has a grenade pussy.
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To take a hit for the team. To make a sacrifice (implication being a SUPREME one) to save your friends. By extension, to accept the inevitable.
The definitions in this thing are so farking lame, I'm going to have to fall on the grenade and post one myself.
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In a group of your friends, the guy designated to taking the fat chick, so your friends can get with her much hotter (not fat) friends.
Beth and Clarissa are hot, but they always hang out with that fat grenade chick... Better get Mike to be our grenade man. After all, fat chicks need love, too.
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