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One who goes up and down the promenard sporting guntius maximus and a knee gunt on their mobility scooter scrapping across the floor with tight leggings and a tube tope on
Hey look theirs another skegness gunt and another one carful u might get a guntcussion if you go nere them
When you sniff a naughty substance off a sweaty gunt (The Gut & Cunt combined).
The Gunt Stunt Defined.
Gunt Owner: Moy!!! Want to sniff Ket off my Sweaty Gunt!
Moy: Yes please! I love that Gunt! It enhances the flavour of the Ket!!!
A collection of sweat that accumulates between the pannis and the pussy.
Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.
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Two individuals with protruding sacks of fat between their gut and their genital area who conceive a child after lifting their gunt away from their genital area. Then, the child is destined to be born with a gunt, twice the size.
Doctor: "Holy shit is that the baby's butt on it's way out?"
Nurse: "Nope that's the gunt."
Doctor: "Holy shit that's one massive gunted baby!"
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MR Gunt
Mentally Retarded bloke, with tiny cock and fatty deposits around the genital area.
Women 1: Look at that MR Gunt
Women 2: He'd have better luck finding sex in a Zoo or Wales.
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A healing or newly injured area anywhere between the navel and genitals.
The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:
Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse
Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.
Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.
WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers
"The warts on my fupa scraped your zipper while we were fucking, now this morning I come to see I have gunt scabs.
I'll need some antibiotic for that."
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