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a simplified way of stating that something is sweet, cool, rad, or awesome. It is also loosely used for the object known as a 'Conveyor Belt' .
Where'd you get dem Nikes? Damn those are ham!
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Hard as a Mothfucka. Essentially, being very passionate about something. The term derives from a vernacular of English language known as Ebonics. It was made popular by an American popular artist and international megalomaniac named Kanye West.
Maria goes HAM during her performances
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Derived from the Adventures of Brindsey and Littany. It is an acronymn for the Hot Adult Males tribe on the deserted islands.
It is used as an adjective in one of two situations:
1.) to describe an extremely attractive man
2.) to describe a very hot and smutty fanfic.
"Ohh, with that emo cut and tight jeans, he's so ham!"
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Instead of saying, "thats the shit" you would say "thats the ham" in case of family presense.
"Did you see Andy t-bad that inanimate object?"
"Yeah, it was the ham!"
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Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.
"Billy-Ray's attempt to buy alcohol with a fake i.d. was hampered by his high-pitched voice, his short stature and his ham which, when viewed from a distance of greater than a foot, appeared less like a mustache and more like a slight smear of chocolate milk."
Billy-Ray: "How-do, lovely lady? In addition to this bottle of MD 20/20, I'd like a pack of Lucky Strikes, please."
Cashier: "May I see your i.d. sir?"
Billy-Ray: "Sure thing, doll."
Cashier: "Listen, Magnum P.I., you're not fooling anyone with that pitiful ham! Got Milk? Get the hell outta here before I call the cops!"
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