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A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.
Carrie thinks black dudes have big cranks, wait till she see's Smitty's Dutch Hammer
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A trucker term refering to the passing lane on the highway. The fast lane.
Move into the hammer lane so we can get past these four -wheelers.
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A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
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#1 : a frozen mackerel
#2: those last pumps before you cum inside someone
"I used a Finnish hammer to keep the nails in the wall"
"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "
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The act of ruining someone else's good time. A total buzz kill.
I was all excited about going out for tacos and then Mike came in and dropped his boo hammer...now we're having sushi.
I'm dropping the boo hammer; the party's over.
Quit being such a boo hammer.
1. In any dispute between two people when the argument reaches the point of a stalemate it has reached Golic's hammer.
2. When two people are having a dispute the bigger and stronger person wins by default due to the fact that they will beat up the smaller person.
When the jock and the nerd were arguing over the answer to the math question it got to the point of Golic's hammer and the nerd subsided.
When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage
"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""