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An object useful for carrying bananas, humans, dogs, hobos, and many more strange objects...
I put my banana in a hammock for safe keeping
A place that you can hang on a tree outside and go deep with your friends. A place where you can be open to anyone and everyone will listen. No one can even describe the special words spoken and the deep meanings to the conversations had while lying in a cozy hammock without a care in the world
Billy Gates: Wow it was great to go deep on the hammocks.
Joe: Yeah. The best things happen there
Billy Gates: Yeah. I can’t describe how great and deep our conversation was on the hammocks
Joe: Yeah. No one can describe what happened today on these hammocks.
Slang for a hamburger with tomatoes, cheese, pickles and onions.
I would like a double hammock, please.
Hammock is a modern form of a compliment; usually to compliment an appealing women but not just for her looks but her outstanding brilliance and cleverness.
She’s a real hammock-
“You fools, how could you not forgive me- I am beautiful.”
When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so
Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”
Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis
CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL
When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.
I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.