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Often experienced after a satisfying meal, especially of the "all you can eat" variety, "hobo full" is the feeling of being so completely sated that you desire nothing more than to lay down on the nearest possible flat surface (park bench, grassy knoll, sidewalk) and take a nap.
Feeling "hobo full" is generally accompanied by questions regarding ones ability to simply lay down, "Will anyone mind if I nap here?", which is almost always overruled by a welcoming ratty-sweatshirt pillow and a well-placed newspaper blanket.
"Wow, lunch was delicious but now I'm hobo full. Time to find an empty lot to nap in... oh wait, there's space on that lawn."
n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.
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Hobo supper at the frat house tonight; are you in?
Does a chunder bucket have a handle?
Money that you have in your wallet or purse specifically designated to give to people on the street who ask you for money.
I went to Trader Joe's today and luckily had some hobo dough on me for the homeless guy in the parking lot.
Some useless bum that sits infront of your school drinking alcohol, but in a way you feel like you want to hug them...
As Bob was walking to school on a nice friday morning, he came across a trail of beer bottles. He followed them to back behind his school where he saw a motionless lump under some blankets. He picked up a nearby stick and poked it a couple of times to see if it would move, it didn't. When Bob took the blanket off of it he saw a person that looked somewhat dead. To check he gave it a few kicks and it eventually woke up. As it started to stand up, Bob hugged it and jizzed his pants. Bob and the Hobo then spent the rest of the day drinking alcohol.
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Puddles of disease-ridden and stinky body fluids left behind by homeless people.
The puddles could be anywhere, but are most often encountered on public transit systems.
The "juice" is an unknown mixture of any of the following: urine, diarrhea, rancid sweat, dirt, crabs, lice, blood from open sores.
Dude: I barely made my BART train and there was only one seat left. Always check the seat before you sit down. I sat on the damn spongy seat in a big warm puddle of hobo juice.
Dude 2: Damn dude, that's hella nasty. I'd check with the doctor to make sure you're not infected.
Dude: Yeah, I had to go home and shower. I wasn't going to go to the party smelling like hobo juice cologne.
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The Opposite term of "Like a Boss" Since Like a boss is too mainstream. Like a Hobo is a reference to Hobo's all around the World! In the corner of your street. DownTown. This term/phrase was made in the Bay Area by a local.. from Daly City.
I ask for money........Like a Hobo!
Brush my teeth........Like a Hobo!
Smell............Like a Hobo!
Ask for money........Like a Hobo!
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Canadian Television show.The best Television show ever.
It was about a dog who went around helping people. It also had the best theme song ever.
"Theres a voice that keeps on calling me,
Down the road is where I'll always be,
Every stop i make,
I make a new friend,
Cant stay for long just turn around
and I'm Gone again"
Lassie is the Littlest Hobos bitch.
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