bro honk

-noun

The honk emitted from a bro truck or other bro edition vehicle when the driver is about to run a red light. Rather than obey the law, bros feel it is their right as an "extreme" individual to run red lights. To avoid broverturned vehicle incidents, they honk immediately prior to crossing through an intersection to threaten other drivers to stay out of their way, even when the other drivers have a green light and/or the legal right of way.

Note: Bro Honking is exclusive to bros, because most other people to not stupid enough to run red lights, let alone acknowledge the illegal act by honking.

Bro: "Yeaahhhh Boyeeee!" *BRO HONK*
Innocent Bystander 1: "OMG, I'm going to die!!!"
Everyone Else: "What an asshole loser bro, I hope he crashes and dies!"

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Honk Konk

A nickname for Hong Kong.

Person: "I went to Honk Konk"
Person 2: "You mean Hong Kong?"

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Honking The Weasel

A slang term for masturbation.

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.

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bow chicka honk honk

the pimped up version of bow chicka wow wow

"wanna have sex?"

"bow chicka honk honk"

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honk the pig

to finger or pleasure a woman who is a squeller

Man: do you like that baby?
Woman: Oh yes! Honk the Pig!

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Goose Honk

(1) The act of placing your thumb and forefinger on someone's buttocks and squeezing.
(2) Pinching someone's ass

1: "Will you please quit Goose Honking me?!"

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honk kong

The place where all the fricking Asian clowns live.

Guy: "Hey Man, how was your trip to honk kong?"
Man: "*distressed sounds*"

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