Houdini or Hudini

The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sexual intercourse of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penial gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.

The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."

The Tricker, "Hehe...he"

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Houdini-ing

Also known as "To Houdini"

1. Act of disappearing when a girl cant decide what she wants with you.

2. Act of disappearing when a activity or event is boring.

1.

Man #1: "Dude, has Desiree made up her mind about you two?"

Man #2: "No, man. I'm giving her a week before Houdini-ing".

2.
Person #1: "This party is terrible. Do you even know anyone here?"

Person #2: "I have no clue who these people are. Ten more minutes and we are Houdini-ing out of here!"

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potato Houdini

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face

I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.

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Flying Houdini

While performing intercourse from the rear, be it anal or vaginal, the male will hock a snot ball up in his throat quietly. As he approaches orgasm he must pull out, secondly letting the spit ball land on the females back, making her think that he just got off. Then as she turns around the male must quickly jack off and spooge in her face to complete the maneuver correctly.

*HHHHHHHOOOOCCCCKKKKKK* oh. oh! OH. OH! MMMMMM YES BITCH YES! *spits* OH.....that was soo....*JACK OFF*....."HAHAHA BITCH! I just got you with the flying houdini!"

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Houdini Sandman

When you're at a party and some chick is passed out and you jizz on her eyelids, so when she wakes up she can't see and has no idea who did it.

Yo dude, that party was crazy last night. I gave that bitch a Houdini Sandman, and she woke up couldn't see and she had no idea who did it.

Tribal Houdini

Based on the houdini, the tribal houdini is when you're having anal sex and before you ejaculate, you pull your dick out and spit on her lower back. She will then think that you ejaculated on her and she will turn around. When you actually ejaculate, you catch your semen on your pointer and middle fingers. After that, you rub the semen about a centimeter under her eyes.

You: I tribal houdini'd my girlfriend last night
Friend: How was it?
You: Ask her

houdini of speach

Someone who is so much of a pussy that they can’t handle their friends bullying them and they always get in trouble with their parents for vaping but somehow doesn’t get punished.

Andrew is a Houdini of speach because his parents don’t give two shits.