Space Geese

Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.

Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"

Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"

Jerk Space

The space between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. This space is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit snugly next to the curb.

Variation: Dick Space

"Yo, Jessica, I wanted to park in front of your shitty, rundown apartment but this asshole left jerk space behind your neighbor's car. Fuck that shit. I'm leaving"

the space robots

They are here to protect you from wordthe terrible secret of space/word

We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.

Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"

Dead Space

A very good game that can ubdoubtedly scare a guy
/girl shitless, after the first five minutes of gameplay

Man1:dude want to play Dead Space.

Man2:no way I heard Jake's pants were never the same afterwards

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Dick Space

the manly term for leg room in the back of a car.

I dont got any dick space, move the damn seat up!

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Space Elf

Space Elves often kill Sylveons, from the pokemon universe while yelling “You’re so smelly!!!” They also have an obsession with Text to Speech.

Space Elf: You're so smelly!!!
*smashes sylveon with a hammer*
Space Elf: So stinky...

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