Random
Source Code
Random
A band that uses several computerized programs to pitch correct and Autotone vocals as well as perfect instrumentals, but when preforming live (out of the studio) sound like a poor, inebriated rendition of their recorded album.
Did you see the Superbowl XLV halftime show? Fergie sounded like she was pushing out a rabid ferret! The Black Eyed Peas showed the world just how big of a studio band they are.
12👍 2👎
A person in band who thoroughly enjoys it.
Band geeks will:
1. Giggle when a non band member starts a sentence with "One time at band camp"
2. Always have a new story about something that happened in band that day.
3. Get along with theater kids very well.
4. Have no problem changing clothes in front of other band members... even members of the opposite sex.
5. Can flirt, get physical, hug, kiss and get all up on each other without really having feelings for the person.
6. Are usually a group of horny little bastards.
7. Stick to each other like glue and are like a family.
8. Usually are best friends with the rest of the band upon the first day of meeting them.
9. Go to the football games just to do there show and pep band stuff. They don't normally watch the games, they play cards in the stands on their off time.
10. Have disorganized thoughts, that other band geeks can understand.
11. Enjoy bipodding through the halls singing Broadway music.
12. Enjoy musical theater.
13. Have a bunch of inside jokes that only other band members will understand.
14. Enjoy long bus rides.
15. Will sing stupid songs and play stupid games and enjoy it.
16. Practically lives in the band room.
17. Uses their band lockers for their other classes along with their instruments... never really using their hall lockers, but rather coming to the band room between each class to get stuff for next period.
18. Are all out of their minds.
19. And are the coolest bunch of people you will ever meet.
"Omg those band geeks are fucking insane!"
135👍 34👎
-Has THE best band director there ever was or will be
-We sometimes forget that he's black
-He has superpowers
-Has "Mood Shirts"
-Dresses like a gentleman
-Thinks he has a collegiate band...he's right though...
-Has a wife named Tiffany...they love each other...even though they don't PDA...eww glad they don't
-We love to hate him and hate to love him
-His rehearsals are ridiculous
-Says sexual innuendos without realizing it
-Anal about everything
-Organized a year ahead...no lie
-Will do just about anything for his kids
-His students are his kids FYI
-So many conspiracy theories...it's hard to keep track of them
-The only black teacher at our school
-NO ONE ever corrects him...I did once...and got made fun of...never again
-Plays the clarinet...manly
-Is always watching...
-When he has a kid, the name will either be "Whittany" or "Tifmore"...lol ...
-Actually...can we call the kid "Whitless???" Do you get it???
-When someone says,"CCHS Bands," they say it with pride
-Can show up out of nowhere
-Can hear anything...no matter how far away you are
-Can make any kid stop in his/her tracks by saying "Hey"
-"Compare his baton to mine" (Whitmore's was bigger)
-"Hey!!!" The group stops and looks..."Don't move" And he throws a piece of paper at someone
-The baseball team is on the marching field..."THIS IS MY FIELD AND THESE ARE MY KIDS NOW MOVE!!!" (They leave)
-Football coach came over to see our level of maturity and dedication
-He says "All black!!!" for a reason
21👍 3👎
Someone who is unbelievably fun, musically talented, and willing to do what they like; despite what the rest of our Abercrombie-brainwashed world thinks. Band Geeks are quite possibly the most amazing people there are. They have all the fun.
Person 1: Wow that girl with the flute looks like she's having fun!
Person 2: Yeah that's Jessica, she's such a band geek. Lucky.
114👍 29👎
If you were to draw a Venn diagram that had the following specific set circles:
"Music", "Motion", "Excellence", "Sweat", "Pride", "Spirit", "Culture", "Cult", "Community", "Art", "Education", and "Family"
the zone of common intersect would be labeled "Band".
If it was easy, everyone would be doing it.
244👍 69👎
A band/person/group whos music is so annoying that you would only get it as a ring tone to be as annoying as possible. (i.e. My Humps)
My humps is such a ringtone band song
A cult in which you shall not give “the hands”.
The Buc Band will get flamed if they give Montoya “the hands”.