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Ghesh-ism is how the world will come to the end, in an orgy of self desruction and lazer beams.
The Story behind Ghesh-ism is basically the flacid penises a.k.a Elder Gods, were the soul creaters of the universe... Think about this for a moment, man has sex with woman, presto... baby. During the time through all life, people have been arguing which religion was right, while they believed in thier own, whilst fighting against the others, the Elder Gods became angry and ended up (literally) screwing the world over. And we were all banished to a frying pot where the Devil Eats us like Chiken Fajitas.
Have you seen the new testament of Ghesh?
Ghesh-ism is completely false in all origin
According to the new testament of Ghesh-ism, page 156, paragraph three, sentance four: Your Mom.
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1. A comment that contradicts itself or makes no sense what so ever
2. A comment that is just completely stupid and makes you question whether the person is mentally retarded or not
Asprey-ism #1:
You're racist against midgets.
Asprey-ism #2:
Cows don't do math or crosswords, so why shouldn't we kill them.
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Term used by management of renaissance festivals in reference to the anachronistic or non-historical things that generally get promulgated (spread around) by persons who are regular attendees of said establishments or are booth workers (boothies). Derogatory term.
Rennie-isms include attendees or rennies dressed like Vikings, people in 18th century garb "aka pirate costumes", goths, scantily clad barbarian women wearing chainmail or leather bikinis, people wearing pagan symbols (aka 'you would have been considered a witch and burned at the stake, you dolt), palm-readings and tarot card booths--tolerated because most people expect to see it, but not really renaissance.
Scenario: Management staff standing around surveying a crowded area of the renaissance festival...
Manager #1: Ever since Pirates of the Caribbean came out, there are a ton of Jack Sparrows out here!
Manager #2: Yeah, apparently the renaissance was 200 years later than we learned in school...
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McLachlan-ism is the faux-medical term used for individuals that immediately think of animals being abused when they hear "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan.
Guy 1: I was listening to the radio the other day and heard that Sarah McLachlan song and I started wondering why people would ever abuse an animal!
Guy 2: You totally have McLachlan-ism, don't you?
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A saying that contradicts itself
Person 1: “I was a good kid I just went to school were the bad kids went” person 2 that makes no sense it’s a Kyle-ism
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The ability to breath to think before you speak and then with a zen like ability speak your peace with conviction and strength.
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson -Ketanji-ism The ability to breath to think before you speak and then with a zen like ability speak your peace with conviction and strength
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When someone uses another "-ism" word in a conversation and you want to say their beautiful, but wanting to keep the "-ism" intact, so you just say "beauty-ism" It is a form of flattery to an extreme while still sounding like you don't know what you are talking about.
Girl: "My dwarfism?"
Boy: "No, your beauty-ism :)"
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