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The Jones’ Jar is a jar in which every year a participant is selected to queef inside a jar, this process is repeated until the Master is satisfied with the aroma of the jar. Once the Master is fulfilled he puts the jar under his pillow on Christmas Eve and reviews his participants faces. On Christmas Day at 00:01 he lines up the photos, closes the windows and opens the jar and is infused with the reviving stench of the queefs. The Jones’ Jar is said to revive and desires anyone to use the Process; however you need to be born in heir to the possession of a Jones’ family member.
“Oi, queef in The Jones’ Jar love...”
A particular person in traffic who doesn’t drive very well. Hell, even YOU could be a Dickneck Jones at times.
John: “Hey! This Dickneck Jones just cut me off!”
Jacob: “Bro, imagine what a real Dickneck Jones would look like if it was real...”
Jingleheimer: “ZEY AH EEN ZEE ATTIC!”
Schmidt: “Bruh that thought got me fucked up bro....”
Ann Jones is a very well known tennis player, who played for England in the 1960's. She won Wimbledon in 1969 and it the same year, won the French Open and the doubles at Wimbledon. Her favorite ground to play on is grass. Her Birthday is the 17th October. She has three children (Pippa Jones, Michael Jones and Christopher Jones) and is married, she has seven grand children (William Jones, Harriet Jones, Elizabeth Whitehouse, Charlotte Jones, Emily Whitehouse, Oliver Whitehouse and Daisy Whitehouse).
Ann Jones was a marvelous tennis player.
Ann Jones won Wimbledon in 1969!
Do you think Ann Jones will win this year?
a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.
Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.
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The guitarist for the legendary punk band,The Clash.
Born on June 26th,1955 as Michael Geoffery Jones. His mom was Jewish. I don't know if he is. Mick got booted out of The Clash,because of his and Joe's unability to get along,yeah,something like that. Mick kinda did coccaine a bit,and he was a stubborn bastard. He also was anti-violence. YAY MICK JONES RULES!!!!!
"The bestest guitarist in the world is Mick Jones!!!!"
"Gah! You idiot! Not Mike Jones,MICK Jones!"
"Yay Mick Jones rules all!"
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A bad wingman who gets a clear boner in front of the girl of desire and sends her away in disgust. This guy is usually hated amongst the group for his literal "cock block".
Guy 1:Hey dude, did you get Casey's number?
Guy 2:No, thanks to Boner Jones over here she blew me off!
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Kick ass band that everyone has heard but just didn't know it. As heard on MTV and multiple other medium. The guys in the band are great people who only slang top flight broads. I once defeated the bass player in NCAA Football 95 on a last minute 85 yard half back option run.
Hey are those the guys in Desoto Jones? I heard they know K-Baugh
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