krunk junk

when girls with big asses sit for exended periods of time, then they stand up and walk around like they are all that. When you get close to them to try and holla, you smell there booty stench (krunk junk).

nigga, I was boutsta' holla til I gotta wiff of dat bitches Krunk junk.

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boy junk

this reffers to the male "Private Parts"

OMG!! Lawrence was so playing with his Boy junk in class today..

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Junk-Slap

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."

He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"

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junk cleavage

When a dude wears clothes too tight and you can see the outline of his junk. Male version of camel toe.

I watched "Dancing with the Stars" and Tony's pants were so tight he had junk cleavage!

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Junk Watcher

A girl who is caught looking at a man's package on a consistent basis

Yusef: How come everytime I see her she lookin at my package?
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.

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open junk

when a group of guys (fully clothed) sit around with there legs spread open and everyone throws a ball that is passed around at another persons genitals to cause pain

my friends and i got bored so we played a game of open junk, fortunatly i didn't het hit in the junk.

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junk shot

n. a punch in the nuts.

1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.

2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.

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