Hit my digits but don't bother with my number @ the crib because I'm land lineless.
Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'
when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds
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Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise
Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"
Babydoll land is an alternate reality in which a person resides in a state of excessive vacation time, lack of responsiblily, exuberant money spending habits and/or no grasp of the real world.
Person 1: I could really use a paid vacation, I worked a total of 13 hours this week I’m exhausted.
Person 2: You literally worked one day this week, dude you live in babydoll land.
The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.
For this flight, I reattached the bucking fusted landing sprigs and gave it a go.
Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.
I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.
Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.
Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.
The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.