The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.
Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.
When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps
Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...
Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck
Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce
Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys
-Leviathan
*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*
Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole
Top : oh yeah baby
Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR
A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period
Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!