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Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.
Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!
When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.
Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*
Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
A archaic word for coward. Most commonly used in Old west times.
What a belly liver chicken shit !
Someone who makes a stupid/silly mistake or typo. Comes from the pet site Neopets.
He is total crop liver.
someone who has such an intimate attachment to LEAN they would give up their life if given the choice between 1 million dollars and LEAN.
oh my god, did you hear about Amy? she chose to live the life of a LEAN Liver!
A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!