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Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.
Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.
a word used to describe portly baseball players
Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster
when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose
yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster
A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip
"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.
(intern returns unsuccessful)
intern: Its not in the storage.
chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
A copper Lobster is a person that is very cheap. They prefer to waste time to get the best deal and usually still never purchase. AKA a penny Pincher.
Tom asked to split a meal with his dinner date because he wanted to save two dollars. Tom is a copper lobster
When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!