The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.
"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"
"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"
When someone lurched (farts) and locks the doors and windows on the car, trapping the passengers in a lurchy gas.
WTF why you lock and lurch get me outta here!
How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke
Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!
A DEVICE IMPLANTED IN A KEYBOARD DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR PEOPLE TO ACCIDENTALLY PRESS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO TYPE IN THEIR PASSCODE
person 1: HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
person 2: YOU CANT ITS THE COMPUTERS WAY OF SAYING IT WANTS YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. DONT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!!!
Noun: The state of indecision when faced with too many decisions. Generated from Arby's constantly rotating menu of vastly different items
This bar had so many beers on tap, I got Arby's lock
When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'
My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.