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the most prestigious award a reddit post can get
omg guys my post got the lock award!!!!!!!!!!!
A DEVICE IMPLANTED IN A KEYBOARD DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR PEOPLE TO ACCIDENTALLY PRESS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO TYPE IN THEIR PASSCODE
person 1: HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
person 2: YOU CANT ITS THE COMPUTERS WAY OF SAYING IT WANTS YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. DONT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!!!
How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke
Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!
Noun: The state of indecision when faced with too many decisions. Generated from Arby's constantly rotating menu of vastly different items
This bar had so many beers on tap, I got Arby's lock
When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'
My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.