re-log

when an online site wont load or loads the wrong pages and you need to log out and login again to fix it.

man my facebook confused its links so i had to re-log!

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Nyquil Log

Sickness can strike at any moment, in this modern world of fast-paced lifestyles and high-calorie Toasty Quizno's Torpedos.

The only way to ensure a quick rebound from ANY illness that trashes your system is to spring a comprehensive three-day Nyquil Implementation-Protection Situation, or NiPS

Following a stringent daily/Nightly intake of Water, Nyquil, High-Pulp Orange Juice, and Safeway's Signature Spicy Basil Tomato Bisque; mixed with an unwaivering solid social-barrier of X-files and endless hours of unintelligible kaleidoscopic footage of 'Jazz - A Film by Ken Burn'

By the 3rd day of infection one can be assured that a king-hell move of good-health shall force the cause and source of the problem inadvertently deep into a stomach, liberally coated with Nyquil's best and brightest.

The ensuing movement will bring upon a most glorious shit. The Nyquil log, depending on the flavor of your choice, will be green and blue of the deepest pastels. The texture soft, like a fine woven-basket. Rest assured, the evils of the common flu or even tuberculosis will be cured locked away within this hefty guardian-angel of a shitball.

(Also see. Robotripping)

Hey Man, didn't you just get diagnosed with Avian influenza

That was three days ago, by quickly springing NiPS into action I was able to recover, and snapped a pic of my 4.2 lbs "Nyquil Log"

Damn Son... that's a blue shit!

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Chocolate logging

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.

"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."

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twisting logs

to roll a blunt.

"twisting logs now he live with no fear, said he listens to the gods"-knowmads (the river runs deep)

corn on the log

Feces logs filled/sprinkled with corn kernels after eating corn for dinner the night before

Damn I took a shit this morning and had corn on the log. I forgot we ate corn last night for dinner

Log Stacking

When you put two penis' next to each other

I heard you and Greig were log stacking last night

Nod log

Nod log is when your under the influence of alcohol or drugs. And you fall asleep while taking a shit.

'I had a nod log last night, woke up mid shit'