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1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness
7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner
Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '
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Marry-Jew-Anna is marijuana pronounced wrong, But drugs are bad so just stay safe from marijuana and stuff like that cause it can do Major Damage to your brain.
This is just a little fun way to say marijuana.
This is just a joke.
Sarah said " Marry-Jew-Anna?" We found out she had marijuana a mila second later
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When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
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Used as a comment reply on facebook (or other social media) as a response to a severely female-oriented action by a male.
Statements or facebook statuses that require this comment are generally made by males seeking the attention and approval of females. They believe this will increase their MRP (Marital Relationship Potential). This type of behaviour is known to work among certain female crowds but the cost is alienation from the genuine male community.
Man craving attention: Look at this picture of my baby cousin, he is soooo cute. I miss him soo much, he likes me sooo much xxx
Girls: Aww he's sooo cute. Looks exactly like you xx
Real man: Yes. I will marry you.
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where people smoke weed
i smoke marri-jew-arnaa
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A marry your daughter type of guy is a good, supportive person that you’d want your daughter to date. He is respectful to others, is helpful, and makes sure to always do the right thing. He truly cares about others and is loyal.
“He’s so supportive of our daughter.”
“Yeah, he’s a marry your daughter type of guy!”
A high, odd praise from a father (or man) to call another man a marry your daughter type of guy. A marry your daughter type of guy takes life’s ups and downs in stride, without being negative. He treats women with class and respect, gets to know their families, and is loyal. At the end of the day, he is someone you can trust with your daughter through thick and thin to treat her right and raise a family.
"He's a marry your daughter type of guy."
--Brandon Beane on Mitch Trubisky