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While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny
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The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.
Barry fell asleep and I totally trojan masked him.
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A person who yells at other people in public for not wearing a mask or for not wearing it over your nose.
(Girl walks in a store with the mask not fully over her nose.)
Mask Police:WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE! PULL IT UP! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME COVID!!!!!!
Girl: shut up mask police.
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Similar to a Zombie Mask, the Mummy Mask is completed by giving a female a temporarily blinding facial. Once said female has been blinded, she will get up and stumbled around the room with her arms raised searching and moaning for a towel.
The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.
Bro, did I see a mummy coming out of your room last night?
No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
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Where a man puts his sweaty nutsack on an individuals forehead and lets his johnson swing across the persons nose like an elephant's trunk. Same as a Roman Helmet
I realized how smelly Rashard's johnson was when i woke up to him giving me an Elephant Mask!
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Eatting a girl out with her legs wrapped around your head like a strap.
I'd wear here like a taco mask, wouldn't you Travis?
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Commonly used as a reference to a deceased person's face, or a picture of the person's face after they've passed away.
"Elizabeth Short's death mask is brutal!"
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