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Leaving a nice turd on someones
front door step
Tom came home and stepped into his
new fresh welcome mat.
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a small patch of hair in the vaginal area above the clit, vagina, etc.. for men to wipe their mouths on while eating a woman out.
Hunny im sure glad you keep this welcome mat down here for me to wipe my mouth off with!
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the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.
guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
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when you ejaculate on some ones stomach (belly)
-damn dude i fucked this chick last night
- nice where did you nut at?
- all up on her "splat mat".
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Fat mat has that juicy juice that thing a fatty down there
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A fucking Idiot with no Skills. But he has a giant schlong and will make u laugh.
Did u just „Dirty Mats“ her/him?
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short for "emotionally mature", being able to handle adult emotional situations like an adult
she's really cute and a total sweetheart, but she's really not emo-mat enough for me
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