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Matthew the man that will lay down the pipe and a plus the best of any touch
Have you ever been touched by Jesus well matthew can help
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Big dick and stronger than an ox, he will fuck you till you squirt all over.
Oh God Matthew that's so veiny and big.
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A cock sucker. He's such a prick and not to mention terrible with ladies. What a fag.
Stop being a Matthew.
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A Matthew is a guy who is tall, introverted, serious, and somewhat awkward yet mysteriously fuckable. Matthews usually have dark hair. However, there is a special species of Matthews known as the Mullins species which are blond-haired and extroverted. These Matthews are said to have magical social abilities and are well-liked, but regular Matthews are said to be better in bed.
"I really want to fuck a Matthew" - Said every smart person ever.
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a bitch who will break you heart, cheat on you and not even care, and force you to love him even though he is a bitch to you
person 1: my life is miserable
person 2: and i'm assuming its because of matthew?
person 1: correct
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A retard who likes to steal my animal crackers. He does not like jesus at all. He steals my locker code and opens my locker when he wants to. In total he is a poop.
Girl one: Matthew ERASED JESUS OFF THE BORED!?!?
Girl two: LETS SHOE HIM!!!
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