Mega Layage

Mega Layage is the words used to describe the action of getting laid. Typically used before or after intense sexual activity, "Mega Layage" is not widely known. Mega Layage should not be used commonly, as it should be only used to describe an intense sex session about to take place or that has taken place.

Man1: Man, this weekend Mega Layage too bad.
Man2: Nice

Man1: Hey you going to be at that party this weekend?
Man2: Yeah
Man1: Jessica and her friends are going to be there, and you know what that means right?
Man2: Mega Layage.

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mega rip

When something horrible happens to someone.

That’s a mega rip in the chat.

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Mega Spoon

A huge dick of some sort.
or the ultimate spoon.

God bless, did you see the size of the kids mega spoon?

boy dont make me come over there and slap you with my mega spoon.

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mega faggit

1 a meme on the internet.
2 a person mainly named sam or bob, who has done something incrediblely stupid.

"sams a total Mega Faggit"

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Mega Badass

A level above badass. You become too badass to be called badass anymore.

Nelson isn't badass anymore. He's gone a level above badass. He's Mega Badass

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Mega-tasking

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.

I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.

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Mega Church

A new term that is popping up as a result of churches buying out old stadiums and very large complexes to hold worship sermons. The first church to be named this was the Lakewood Church, who recently signed a 13 million dollar lease on the Compaq Center.

I'm insecure so i'm going down the the mega church to hang out with a bunch of other idiots so I can feel better about my life.

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