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mercedes driver

Rich ass mother fuckers who think they own the road and have no sense of direction

Watch out Mercedes driver ahead were going to crash

by Chubbs97 November 22, 2015

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mercedes madrid

Some stupid man-looking beottch that goes to pistor middle school that is always confused does't know wat the hell is going on anytime.
beware dont try to be friends with her she is a Backstabbing lieing hater that i hate.

how should i start? well shes alwayz confused she hates on me 4 no reason at all and shes a backstabber.

by Annonymous:-P April 4, 2005

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mercedes benz

no go buy bmw

A : i want mercedes benz
B : no go buy bmw

by thebimmerguy August 9, 2022


White Mercedes

The White Mercedes is another SoCal staple; often times a sedan or SUV, but bonus points if it's a convertible, which is hot as fuck. A white Mercedes sedan with chrome wheels is essentially the Camry of Orange County, and if you had a dollar for every white Mercedes you spotted in or around LA in a day, you could probably buy one of your own in a couple hours. In the 2000s, the white Mercedes of choice for Newport Beach doctors, young celebs in Beverly Hills and "coastal grandmothers" in Malibu was the CLK convertible, which was super fetch while it was still in production. Now it's the G550 or G63, with the S-Class sedan and the E-Class family also being commonplace. Like with the White Range Rover, the White Mercedes is likely to be found sandwiched between an Escalade and a White Lexus at South Coast Plaza, parked in front of a plastic surgeon's office, in the driveway of a hideous McMansion, or in the drive-thru line at Starbucks. A White Mercedes is the ultimate LA status symbol.

God, it seems like everyone and their mom down here has a White Mercedes!

by henry1272838442 March 19, 2023


Mercedes GLA

The Mercedes GLA is a car from Mario Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

This car was originally made popular by a YouTuber named RTGame in his video titled

*This video is not sponsored by the Mercedes GLA*, which was uploaded on the 5th of January.

Ever since the Mercedes GLA became a meme, all of RT's streams are full of people who spams it in chat.

FYI:

Engine Type: gas
Transmission: 7-speed automated manual
Drive Train: front wheel drive
Cylinders: inline 4
Combined MPG(Miles per gallon): 27
Total Seating: 5
Basic Warranty: 4 yr./ 50000 mi.

"This first-place race is only possible with the performance of the Mercedes GLA" - RTGame

by RTGame January 6, 2019


Mercedes-Benz

The poor man's Farrari. Not as fast, over rated. Anything older than a 2000 Mercedes looks like an old people's car. Farrari will beat it in a race. Farrari is known as the fastest car that's why people know it. Mercedes is #2, get over it.

Jon: You dude check out my Mercedes-Benz yo it's so "gangsta"
Derek: Umm..I bought a Farrari, it's faster and better than your benz.
Jon: Dammit.. your right
Derek: So I guess yoll be retiring in the fall right?
Jon: No what are you talking about!?
Derek: It was a joke dude, you drive that old man's Benz
Jon: O ya... damn I wish I bought a Farrari
Derek: So next time don't make a mistake by buying a Benz, next time step it up and buy a Farrari

by Derek Reefer June 14, 2006

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Mercedes-Benz

The shittiest type of car ever...believe me

do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA

by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 5, 2004

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