A microwave used solely for heating up ones drugs, alcohols, lubes and/or sex toys.
Hey break out the party microwave I've had a rough day!
Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)
One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.
"You think that girl over there is hot?"
"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."
Noun
The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.
Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!
When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game
Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.
saud:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
khalid: microwave this pussy
Yufbyugyfbtuvtryuerxcdffvv gfyvr^tr^gbt^. Gt^tg7*
A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him
Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat