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1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
sarah you might want to be careful i heard a miranda austin was moving to town.
someone who has a small cock
Kelvin Miranda has a small penis
Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.
*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
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an ape
“yo is that an ape”
“nah dawg that’s miranda mason 🦍”
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When you do something and someone else does the same thing but you make an excuse to justify what you are doing is right.
me "You drank my beer"
you "But you drank my beer!"
me "But that's different"
you "Hey, that's a miranda-ism and you're wrong"
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An extremely beautiful and sexy Austrailian supermodel. She models for many clothing brands including Victoria's Secret. She has very cute dimples and a very nice body. If you saw her, then you will never see a woman as pretty as her.
A: OH MY GOD I saw Miranda Kerr a week ago and my dick's still hard.
B: I KNOW she's so hot. Last time I saw her I had a boner for a month
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CABs Best Friend! >>CAPTAIN YAMS!<< and likes to Spit Smoothie in My GMA'S Car!! :)
"CIIIIIIINDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYY AND JIIIIMMMAAAYYY!! Mwa Ha Ha Tub!"
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