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muslim

Someone who is forced to leave his war-torn or corrupt country and flees to countries whose government caused the war or corruption in the first place. While there he meets a lot of friendly and understanding people who welcome diversity. Unfortunately, he also meets ignorant and hateful people who make assumptions about him based on the actions maniacs who incorrectly call themselves Muslims. Since the Muslim immigrant is aware of the rights/restrictions the laws in this country give him, including the one about freedom of religion, he assumes he can practice his religion in peace. But the group of people that upholds the Constitution the most, suddenly want to change it to be "freedom of religion, unless you're a Muslim, because I don't like that religion, even though someone praying 5 times a day or wearing a certain garment doesn't go against the laws I've always stood for."

"Look at that Muslim wearing a helmet on her head. She wants to steal our democracy! The democracy that allows people to wear what they want."- Ignorant Asshole

by niceguy2345872 October 9, 2016

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Rammy Muslim

This is someone who puts themself to be a great person who follows their faith of Islam but could really care less about it until Ramadan comes along.

They may even go on social media rambling about how holy the month is and quotes and whatnot. (all for one month)

Adam: “I heard Sarah is really religious
Omar: “No she’s just a Rammy Muslim”
Adam:“Oh, that makes a lot of sense actually”

by symbolicss May 20, 2019


moderate muslim

A Muslim who wants a radical Muslim to kill the non muslims.

Most of the moderate Muslims never actually condemns the killings done by radical Muslims as the killings are already justified as per the commandments of their Allah.

by kalinxar May 29, 2022

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Average Muslim

Average Muslim, or in other words a Bomber, A Average Muslim is A Terrorist who will Destroy anything in God's Name

"Oh God there's an average Muslim on the plane were all gonna Die!"

by jhionly April 6, 2023

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Sushi Muslim

A Muslim with both Sunni and Shi'a parents, or for whom the Sunni-Shi'a divide means very little. A Hanafi who does matam for Ashura could be considered a Sushi Muslim.

Muslim Sunni Shi'a Sushi Muslim

by DeenaL March 30, 2010

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Metro Muslim

A metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat political or Jihadi Islam is the intellectual force of the MetroMuslim

He is so Metro Muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.

by Suzie Says So October 4, 2014


Ex-Muslim

An individual who used to identify as Muslim and no longer is.

Ex Muslims are bad asses. Especially the ones who reside in Muslim countries. It takes strength and courage to leave a religion which condemns you to death for doing so. It takes strength and courage to be true to yourself when your Muslim family and Muslim friends judge and shun you for it.

Person A: What is an Ex-Muslim?

Person B: An Ex Muslim is someone who used to follow Islam, the followers are called Muslims. Now they don't practice or follow Islam so they are no longer Muslim."

Person A: "Good for them."

by Anonymous9723546 October 21, 2020

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