Nate

1. A name that, when given to a baby, automatically destines the child for ultra-failure. This includes, but is not limited to:

-Nasty fucking teeth
-A lisp while talking
-Unnaturally intensely blonde hair
-Not smart at all
-No friends
-No social life
-Huge band geek

2. A word that can be applied in place of any noun, verb, or adjective to make a phrase (usually belonging to some element of pop culture, such as a song or movie name) to make it more humorous.

Scott: Why the hell won't Nate's baritone case close?
Eric: It's a mystery known only to God.
John: There is a theory, however that it is because of all of the plaque and crust from his teeth and snot from blowing his nose while crying since he has no friends that built-up and formed multiple Natestains within the baritone itself.

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Nating

Derived From "Marinating"

<AnthonyChevalier> LOL OMFG What are you doing?
<Licat> Nating.
<AnthonyChevalier>HAHA LOL NICE My jeep is good.

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nately

a girl whos an awsome person...walks bow legged and is turned on when her ears are rubbed.

guy #1:dude i found my girls turn on spot...its her ears!
guy #2:omg dude shes a nately

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nate

a midget smaller than a coffee mug

nate can you grab me the cofffee no i cant reach it fuck me.

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Nate

a word used in place of "no". Commonly used in the North Eastern Massachusetts city, Haverhill.

"Bro wanna go to the football game tonight?"
"Nate! I have shit to do."

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nate

fuckboy

im gonna hit on that girl and pull a nate

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Nate

A cheating lying ass bitch
Who can't keep a girl
Talks to multiples girls 2 faced bitch
Sends dick pics to other girls
Don't a date a "Nate" he'll cheat on ur ass and probably fuck other girls

Don't date a Nate, he'll fuck u over

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