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The recent rename of Forever 21, the once popular clothing store with the embarrassing name which is finally closing its doors.
Well now it’s “Never Again 21,” most likely because once devoted shoppers turned 30 they felt compelled to shop in a disguise due to humiliation; now we can all order our cheap adolescent slutwear online, onward into old age if we choose!
One of the first, if not THE first psychadelic-induced songs ever created. The studio techniques used to create the song were (and still are, actually) revolutionary for their time. Definitely worth a listen, even if you are sober (it's an even cooler song when you're buzzed!)
Can be found on The Beatles' "Revolver" album.
"Tomorrow Never Knows" is one of the greatest/coolest/technical songs I've ever heard.
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Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.
You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."
will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
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Something so bad it will always be remembered
That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember
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A bowl of weed you you can hit over and over. It seems as if it is never ending.
Dude 1: Man how much did you pack?
Dude 2: I don't know man, this shit is never ending!
Dude 1&2: The Never Ending Bowl!!
An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".
Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.
Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.
Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol
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