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mentally unstable teen who is mentally stable because of how unstable they are

mentally unstable teen who is mentally stable because of how unstable they arementally unstable teen who is mentally stable because of how unstable they arementally unstable teen who is mentally stable because of how unstable they are

im thriving bc im mentally unstable teen who is mentally stable because of how unstable they are

by wsretfgcvhbjk August 27, 2021

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Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do

When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.

I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

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This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word

The word means the word

The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.

But...

In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.

Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word

by Dymphywthym May 9, 2023


I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk ๐Ÿ˜ค

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


You can't see because your heads up your ass

A phrase coined by American heavy metal band Pantera in the 1992 track " Regular People. " This phrase simply means a person has their head so far entrenched in their anal cavity that they cannot see the obvious in front of them.

Can be used in any tense past or present.

"Hey dickhead! You can't see because your heads up your ass!"
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."

by Microhard726 August 4, 2020

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This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 9, 2023


shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 15, 2021