band wants popcorn

Band wants popcorn is a phrase that was made up by Jake Chamseddine and is used by the vros frequently. This phrase came from Jake Chamseddine’s addiction to popcorn and getting a ton of popcorn for each stop of the Panic! at the disco tour!

the band wants popcorn jake!!

I Want To Die

You can't go a day on the internet without seeing this one.

When a lad says this,this means that they've seen something so horrible (most likely in their opinion) that they make a joke about suicide.

Person 1:(Says that R34 doesn't ruin a franchise,that it is not the enemy of god and that the people who make and enjoy it aren't bad people)

Person 2:I Want To Die

the girl u want to be

The girl that gets guy is super pretty has an amazing personality, style and everything. She has high end stuff that everyone wants. She is gorgeous and uses money to buy everything and anything!!! and she gets guys even the older ones. She also had the coolest mom and edits her Instagram like a boss.

oh there’s “the girl u want to be”

She wants to vuk

It's the equivalent of the phrase "She wants to fuck" / "She wants me", just more popular in Eastern Europe as many of its nationals cannot pronounce the letter "f" correctly.

Andrei: Why are the two of them all the time together.. what the fuck?

Oleg: Bruh... she wants to vuk

Want some gum?

Game, usually played in a locker room or sports setting, in which one gets a friend or teammate to look down at their exposed scrotum by saying," Want some gum?" If they look they get kicked in the ass numerous times and you get to call them gay for a long time.

At a therapist office.
Therapist: So tell me what happened Billy.
Billy: Well, I was in the locker room getting ready for practice when Ryan called to me from across the room. He said, " Want some gum? " , and so I turned around thinking he'd throw me a stick of gum, but there they were.... I'll never ever get that horrible image out of my head.

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I want to apologize

words spoken when the other person loses an argument with you by using a weapon

Hudson : You,re a dead meat
Carl : *hold a gun*
Hudson : I want to apologize

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dont want it corporal

not wanting to partake in an activity,as in the gay lad in the first series of bad lads army who couldnt take anymore of the said corporals orders.

manager to overworked temp,"i want the taylor report on my desk by tommorow morning.temp "DONT WANT IT CORPORAL"

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