you're the wanker

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

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You're fired

An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when the services of those in their employ are no longer required.

Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.

"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired."

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you're such a piece

A phrase first coined by Ehsan Alavi, the insult "you're such a piece" is usually used against immature children such as Milad Madanipour and Kayvan Alavi.

see also: Eat a D

lol, i just deleted your hard drive

duude, you're such a piece.

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you're lame

It pretty much means fuck you

You're lame, like so fucking lame, gosh Charlie I hate that so much

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you're alright

A common Australian phrase used to reply similar to "all good", "thats okay", "thanks".

Person 1: *holds open door*
Person 2: "you're alright mate"

Person 1: "Be careful, the floor is slippery"
Person 2: " Cheers mate, you're alright"

Person 1: "Can I have smoko now"
Person 2: "You're alright mate"

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you're out

appropriate response to one's speaking or act of stupidy - normally stated with the motion of a thumb pointing backwards

"I thought getting head was when a girl rubbed her forehead against mine."

"Hahaha, no dude, you're out."

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you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.

John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know

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